What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

Islam is definitely a very anti-LGBTQ religion, so why don't liberals ever stage pro-LGBTQ demonstrations at mosques or at the consulates/embassies of Muslim countries?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice